Amitie


amitie is the name of a female who usually has dyed blonde hair. she normally has awkward male encounters and is not ashamed to flash her b–bs in small and large crowds. she is very fond of silverback monkeys and also is a great fan of blankets, mostly yellow. her favourite food is pizza, especially when it is on someones face and she can lick it off. she is a great fan of the fire-crotch and can usually go for three hours.
amitie: hi my name is amitie
nikki: thats too hard to pr-nounce, lets call you matty.

shannon: omg amitie, you got stains all over that yellow blanket!

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