Amtrak Dick


when one’s p-n-s is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a s-xual encounter, like a train wreck. usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of v–gr-, or other reasons unknown.
yo bro, last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, i amtrak d-cked off that chicks l-b– 4 times before she finally called me out. she all like piece out, don’t forget your shoes.

dude, i had amtrak d-ck so bad last night, there were no survivors.

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