An Army of Two


an are-me of too adj. refers to the words written across a tight tee-shirt of a woman with large br–sts
dude 1: holy f-ck! check out that b-tch with the b–bs!
dude 2: f-ck me!
dude 1: no sh-t. what the f-ck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: it says “an army of two!”
dude 1: cool.
dude 2: totally cool.

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