anal aerobics
the act of rapidly clenching your b-tt cheeks until they begin to puff the -ss of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).
sara and i had an intense session of -n-l aerobics last night.
my -ss hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some -n-l arobics
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