Anal Cartographer
n. one who works aboard the ship of an -ss navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the -n-l sphincter.
“ahoy, jim! chart that cove you magnificent -n-l cartographer!”
people who map the layout and notable features of r-ct-ms.
oprah: i had one h-ll of a night last night. these -n-l cartographers kept me up all night.
dr. phil: well at least they didn’t write “here be dragons” on your map…
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