Anal Curd
definition 1: -n-l curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. it is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. often you will find the remnants of -n-l curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).
definition 2: -n-l curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s–t a little) or you haven’t wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your b-m cheeks. whilst walking about and doing your daily ch-r-s, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
example 1:
” i had a spicy s–t today and there was a bit of -n-l curd on the end of it.”
example 2:
“i’m not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there’s a bit of -n-l curd in them”
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