anal diving


when a woman is about to poo and a man sticks his hand up her b-tt and grabs a clump of poo out. then he proceeds to smack it across her face, which looks like the snorkel mask. then he takes his p-n-s and rubs it around her mouth, giving the snorkel mask effect.
last night we were feeling adventurous, so my girlfriend and i went -n-l diving through the great barrier reef.

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