Anal Finglering
a police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and -n-lly “pester” a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). the act of -n-l finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. -n-l finglering differs from common “-n-l fingering” in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.
the otero county sherriff’s department has been chosen to hold the annual joint police/atf/fbi/cirque du soleil -n-l finglering consortium and potluck this year. don’t foget your b-tter and your nightsticks!!!
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