anal gnome


when a man inserts his p-n-s (or in this case, “gnome”) into a woman’s -n-l orifice. said woman must be ready for the “gnome” to plow her cornhole. once p-n-s is inserted, grab woman’s face and slam the back of her head onto the hard part of the bed. booyah!
suzy, what the f-ck happened to your head?

well, jennifer, curtis gave me an -n-l gnome last night. that gnome was a real b-st-rd.

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