anal jihad


when a train of mostly gay aerobic men ram each other in the -ss for the sake of allah.
ahkbar hazell decided it was time to come out of the closet and let allah know he was ready to perform an -n-l jihad because he knew he was too hairy and smelly to bone all the virgins in heaven
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the act of rough and highly inspired -n-l s-x.
“i took that person from the bar home last night and launched an -n-l jihad on their -sshole for 5 hours”
when you sh-t/diarrhea so hard it just goes everywhere, resembling an -n-l explosion, and the pain is so great that the only word that you can muster up the strength to say is “alalalala”
i decided not to eat the burrito for fear of -n-l jihad

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