Anal Leash


people that mistakenly -ssume that doggy style means -n-l s-x, because they always have b-tt s-x on the brain for some reason, as if “leashed” to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.
-me and jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.

-what?! now my van is going to smell like b-tt fluid for days! that vile stench will seep into my upholstery. that’ll really up the resale value, sh-thead. what were you thinking??

-i didn’t have b-tts-x, you -n-l leash. besides, i think you’re describing a pittsburgh pipecleaner. i have more cl-ss than that.

-i don’t.

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