Anal Lichties


a fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their -n-s, giving them permanent “duck-face” in photographs.
guy 1: “what’s with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?”

guy 2: “they must have a case of -n-l lichties.
another way of calling someone a tight–ss. having -n-l lichties means you act like you have a stick up your -ss all the time.
guy 1: “i was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn’t let us talk alone.”

guy 2: “sounds like the friend had a case of -n-l lichties.”

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