Anal Mouse
a-nal mouse {eyn-l mous}
noun
pl. -n-l mice
a type of white parasitic mouse that hides around your -n-s and in human r-ct-ms. only lives there because of dirt and grime. causes painful hemorrhoids and jaundice and painful erections in men. attracted to fumunda cheese.
cures: bleaching the surrounded area.
men- wash fumunda out.
kerry: “oh james, why do you have a b-n-r and yellow skin?”
james: “um. i have the -n-l mouse.”
kerry: “you know they have stuff for that, right?”
james: “yeah, but i also have chronic fumunda cheese disease.”
kerry: “well, f-ck you.”
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