anal retention


-n-l retention is holding on to a monster poo when you can’t get to the toilet.
father george’s poor -n-l retention cost him all credibility during the sermon, when he sneezed and defecated himself with a revolting spray
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-n-l retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier -n-s. this can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
people often attend gym sessions to build up thier -n-l retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)
thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my -n-s, b-tch!

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