anal sex


this is like, s-x in the b-tt.
“i like -n-l s-x with my coffee in the morning.”
the ultimate form of birth control.
and much cheaper than condoms.
s-x where the man inserts his p-n-s into the partner’s -n-s. can be used either as h-m-s-xual or heteros-xual. has bad stigma as gay man only s-x, but, several women thouroughly enjoy -n-l stimulation… as well as most straight men also enjoy (or would enjoy, -ssuming they had open minds and experemented with their girlfriends/wife’s, yes, straight).
“i f-cked sh-lly in the -ss last night”
or
“i slammed my c-ck in her tight -ss”
or
“i love getting a hard c-ck in my -ss”
or
“i love it when she eats my -ss”
the best kind of s-x in the world
i pounded her tight -ss.
wow that must have felt great.
well duh seing as -n-l s-x is the best s-x in the world!
the act of inserting the p-n-s into the -ss hole
i have -n-l s-x with my boyfriend all the time

if there are no condoms around have -n-l s-x, then she cant get pregnant.
okay, seriously, i have read about 4 pages of these and guys talk about girls literally sh-tting all over the place. you cant expect to just shove it up in her -ss…and you shouldnt do this with complete strangers, ya never know who elses -ss they have been up…i personally love -n-l s-x because when i do do it, its done right. if your worried about your girlfriend “sh-tting” all over you (which rarely happens unless her -ss is stretched out that much ick anyways) ask her to do an enema a few hours before…it only takes 5 minutes and it completely cleans the r-ct-m out and its healthy to do..leaving room for your c-ck or plug for double pen, depending on what your in to and its much more pleasurable…and there is no mess or as some of you idiots would put it “corn sh-t” or whatever you guys said…-n-l s-x is very pleasurable and -rg-smic if you f-cks would do it right…try the enema before, guaranteed its 100x better… have a good one :d
the right way to have -n-l s-x
when the crack you attack is the track in the back.
if you need an example of what -n-l s-x is…your too young to read this.

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