when you take a knife and scr*pe your *n*l cavity until small chunks of flesh come out.
i am so into *n*l shavings
deshlonging, (dē sh lon ging) verb, to tuck away any unwanted or stubborn solidified manhood, ie: typically a morning action where by a…most often… male hopes to avoid an awkward entry to a morning meeting or lecture hall. possibly on the way out of house zeta epsilon “what’s the matter mike?,’ ‘nah it’s nothing man […]
- seattle sweeper
when you shave off all your p*b*s on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your b*tch with it and make her clean it up i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that seattle sweeper last night
- d*ck ridder
when a heteros*xual male will not leave his other heteros*xual male alone and will copy whatever he does and compliment and agree with whatever he says. yo jimmy is always being a d*ck ridder and ridding johnnys d*ck.
- chewbaca wang
a really hairy c*ck rachael asked sally, “i had s*x with john last night, he had a m*ssive chewbaca w*ng”