anal sleeve


a cylindrical device made out of a relatively soft though strong substance, usually surgical-grade plastic, worn in the -n-s, typically by a male h-m-s-xual whose r-ct-m has sustained a large amount of wear & tear due to overuse.

see also: p-n-s sleeve
“they say a p-ssy can stretch a mile but it won’t crack an inch. not so the -sshole. rock hudson had to wear an -n-l sleeve for many years before his death.”

— boze hadleigh, ‘hollywood babble on’

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