anal tennis


the act of playing tennis with inserting the ball into the -n-s, farting, and launching it towards the other side of the court. may also refer to the act of playing tennis by holding the racket with one’s -sshole.
“i played -n-l tennis with micheal today.”

-a: “hey man, we should play -n-l tennis sometime.”
-b: “sure thing, trevor.”

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