anal thief


a person who quickly switches to -n-l from v-g-n-l s-x without informing their partner.
sally: “john plowed me -n-lly last night without giving me any notice. he just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my -ss.

jane: “cl-ssic -n-l thief”.

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