anal tissue


a soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person’s -n-s. it is also frequently subst-tuted for facial tissue.
how did your day go?
not good.
what happened?
i took a dump at work before i realized we were out of -n-l tissue.
that’s terrible. so what did you do?
i used my undershirt.

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