analbate
the act of mastrubating in your -n-l cavity
jeff:dude, i’m starting to get tired of just plain old mastrubating
tim: do what i do, i -n-lbate!
to m-st-rb-t- your -n-l cavities. another words, to shove something up your -ss and get off.
timbok’s so tired of masturbating the normal way, so he decided to stick a foreign object up his -ss and -n-lbate.
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