having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.
sh-t! i left my cellphone at home now i have to take an -n-log sh-t like a caveman
a zelmy is a word used to call a woman when she’s greedy or a sl-t, a down right bad girl form that will make you regret being friends with her. you’re being such a zelmy
- facebook nice
the process or action of posting of nice comments on facebook for the sole purpose of seeming like less of an -sshole to your facebook friends. when in fact you couldn’t care less. did you see that jenny posted that heartfelt congratulations on the impending nuptials of janette . please jenny couldn’t care less if […]
an awesome, amazing guy who will do anything for the ones he loves! he is smart, sweet, gental, and fun! he has some amazing eyes, and is really cute! (he hates the word cute, too) wow! that mylez guy is cute!
in the act of being a m-ssive f-ggot ( a term mostly used against men) bro your being chochy being a douche on the next level bro that was really chochy of you.
he is american, he’s h-rny, single and ready to mingle. hit him up on snapchat ;), he likes 9 year olds and no protection. overall aisen is the alpha male, the dominant leader, the powerful being, i call him god “yo this guy is so amazing, i bet his name is aisen