andouche
like an idouche, except with an android phone. less frequent female variant is the andouchette. typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. responses to queries will always include the phrases “open source platform” and “device choice” and “freedom from the tyranny of the apple empire.”
i never thought i’d say this, but that d-mn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iphone b-st-rd ever could be.
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