Andy Craddock
totally bodacious photographer found mainly in the uk. considered to haunt both churches and p-rn chat-rooms in equal measures. when not working can often be found on a beach with a bodyboard strapped to his bicep or on a muddy hillside riding a mountain bike.
the andy craddock is an understated and misunderstood creature often surrounded by people either shaking their heads or gazing in wonderment. it is said that the online presence of the andy craddock or the neolestat as he is better known is considered to be one of the most awesome photographic portfolios in existence.
that fetish shot is soooo ‘andy craddock’ it’s untrue! i need that hung on my wall.
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