Andy Samuels


1. liam payne’s (one direction) bestfriend
2. g-d/jesus/superman
3.amazing dancer
4. the guy i love to chat up
1. me: is your dad a trumpet player? cos you’re making me h-rny 😉
him: hahahahahahahahahah
2. me: omg andy samuels is tweeting me 🙂 he’s so cool :d
my friend: who?
me: this really fit guy… oh yeah and he’s liam payne’s bestfriend… wooo!

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