Angel Fart
a soundless, but potent fart delivered by a female, often times while she is sleeping. because of the lack of auditory evidence, the culprit will always deny.
i was enjoying watching television until my wife delivered a heinous angel fart which caused me to gag and my eyes to burn.
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1.) when a fart exits the -n-s and it smells so good people flock to your -ss.
2.)a fart so powerful you don”t even get to smell it before your dead.
did you see what happened after that angelfart? that guy was totally dead!
when v-g-n-l flatulence occurs during menstruation and an external expulsion of blood occurs.
i was bangin’ this broad and she angel farted. my d-ck had wings!
a female who is absolutely divine, she must be an angel or a form of one. they are born from the farts of a full angel and will eventually evolve into a full angel.
guy 1: dude i met this girl. shes smart, beautiful, and funny
guy 2: sounds like u got urself a angel fart
the fluffy polystyrene bits of packaging that protect the contents of a box while simultaneously destroying the ecosystem. this latter may not be true but is highly dependant on the person with the box.
those d-mn angel farts are stuck all over me
a kind of girl fart which is how female angels fart. it is just a short, quick m-ffled hiss of gas that sounds just like a puff from a perfume bottle just like -pfft-
guy (meets beautiful female angel): wow, you’re s-xy!
angel girl (lets out angel fart): -pfft- excuse me -blushes-
guy: peww!
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