angle theory
unattractive people will take photos from various angles to give the illusions of looking better than they actually appear. common in dating sites, as well as social networking sites such as nexopia, facebook, mysp-ce.
the angly theory is used mostly by fat chicks. high angles give the illusion of height, and reduce the apperance of fat. when meeting someone from the net, always ask for multiple pictures.
remember: girls in photos are fatter than they appear
mike: check out this cool artsy pic that this girl i’ve been talking to on mysp-ce sent me.
ryan: dude..the angle theory predicts that she’s fat
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