angry cobra
giving yourself a suckjob
tom loves performing the angry cobra.
tom performs the angry cobra at work.
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when a male of the h-m- sapiens erectus genealogy attempts to fornicate himself by means of oral stimulation, one can observe that when this is attempted from a sitting position the craning neck and back of the man will resemble that of a cobra who is defending itself or preparing to strike at prey.
ex 1: walker is so gay that he probably has to angry cobra himself to blow a load.
ex 2: wonder how he hurt his neck? probably attempting the angry cobra.
when a girl is giving you head and you proceed to j-zz in your own hand and fling the s-m-n on her face, like a “cobra strike” (while making a hissing noise)
dude, i gave her the angry cobra and i got some in her eye… nice
the patented shooter move. also see, self suck job.
shooter pulls the angry cobra on his lunch breat in his 330i.
the most potent form of (a) madsnake. someone or something so cool, so envied, so admirable, that he/she/it has no compet-tion.
dude #1: man, did you see that?! wayne is a total madsnake!
dude #2: no, man, he’s a freakin’ angry cobra! no one can do that!
wayne: ssssssss!
or
girl #1: i heard wayne’s breakdancing routine saved the youth centre!
girl #2: that’s madsnake! so madsnake, it’s angry cobra!
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