angry donkey
the act of insulting a woman while you’re f-cking her, just as you’re about to c-m. she will try to buck you off and the resulting ride will make you c-m even harder.
i was b-ttf-cking sally last night, and just before i was about to c-m i told her that her sister was a much better f-ck. man that turned her into a raging angry donkey and it made me c-m even harder as she tried to buck me off. i felt like a rodeo star!
the act of combining a “angry pirate” and the “donkey punch”
the point is to give you more than enough time to escape and laugh from a safe distance
dude 1: while f-cking sarah i gave her an angry donkey
dude 2: whats that?
dude 1: i was doing her doggy style and then i punched in the back of her head, flipped her over and j-zzed in her eye and then i kicked her in the shin!
dude 2: why!?
dude 1: because it was funny!
dude 2: oh ok
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