angry gecko


is when the male pulls out of his b-tch during doggy stylez, then promptly puts his c-ck in her -rs- and lifts her legs and rests them on his hips. this causes the b-tch to go into shock and she climbs up the bed head and the wall like an angry gecko
dude 1: hey man how come you’ve been sleeping on the couch for like 2 nights?

dude 2: the mrs is p-ssed sh-tless because i angry geckod her. it was the funniest sh-t ever but she just got angry and i didnt even get to finish..

dude 1: duuude! dont you know your only supposed to do that to hoes you’ll never see again, not your guaranteed p-ssy! dont sh-t where you eat dude.

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