Angry Hairy Marten


1. a hairy marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel j-zz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more angry.
martin – last night i did a angry hairy marten to ben, you should have seen his face.

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