angry marlin


putting two fingers in a girl’s mouth and two fingers in her v-g-n-. then raising her above your head and shaking her violently to resemble a marlin flopping in the air
guy: dude you see that girl over there?
friend: yeah?
guy: i totally made her an angry marlin last night

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