angry mushroom
slang reference to the male erection. specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally “hard”; yet, pitifully small erection.
girl 1: what happened with james last nite.
girl 2: he came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.
girl 1: then what?
girl 2: he started cryin and left
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