angry newt


-n-l s-x move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an m&m insterted in the head of the p-n-s.
so, after i gave her the angry newt, i got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. m&m’s apparently don’t just melt in your mouth.

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