Angry Panda


this is where you shoot your load all over a woman’s face and then give her a black eye making her resemble an angry panda.
“she p-ssed him off so he gave her an angry panda…”
2 more definitions
the emotion of being angry. not happy with people actions causes you to be angry
i cant believe you said that you are making me an angry panda. your actions are causing me to become an angry panda
the act of punching a girl in both eyes after you j-zz on her face.
joe:my girlfriend was being a major b-tch this morning because i gave her a “angry panda” last night.it was worth it though.

bill:f-cking awesome.i think i might do that to my girl tonight.

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