Angry Racoon
term coined after a man tried to have s-x with a rac–n and got his p-n-s bit off. it means when you and your significant other had a fight and your girlfriend/boyfriend is sucking your d-ck and uses too much teeth because shes mad.
guy 1: sara got mad at me last night when i said her mom was a b-tch.
guy 2: d-mn, what did she do?
guy 1: well i thought she was done being mad at me till she gave me an angry rac–n later in the night.
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