when you are getting a bl-w j-b and c-m in his/her mouth then cover up their mouth and proclaim you have aids and watch them angrily spew your population paste out their nose.
mildred almost killed me after i have her an angry siberian snowdragon in the church bathroom during a pot luck.
- south central suzy q
after shooting your load into a hot black v-g-n- you squeeze the lips together and watch the load come out of her p-ssy looking like a sideways view of the delicious hostess snack cake. “after watching the clipper game last night i gave shanikwah the south central suzy-q.”
- hot girl code
the “polite” way hot girls on dating sites turn down guys because they think it spares their feelings. translations: “you’re not my type” = “you’re ugly” “i don’t feel a connection” = “you seem incredibly boring” “we’re not looking for the same thing” = “you’re creeping me out” when she told me she didn’t feel […]
a hecking name ‘how do you spell her name?’ ‘i dunno’ kensleigh is a hard name to spell.
- d*cksy duke
a pair of man short that are so short that the mans d-ck hangs out. man, randy’s d-cksy dukes are so short that even his b-lls are hanging out.
- serious bones
s-xual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours oliver: dude, yesterday sarah and i were planning some serious bones for the evening, so i popped 4 v–gr-. it still hasn’t gone down. harold: maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.