buy an extra greasy extra cheese pizza and make your lover eat the fist slice. when the cheese pulls loose from the crust and slaps her chin, smear your p*n*s in the grease and anoint your lovers face with a true taste of the old country
jerry stopped over for a night of romance and dinner. we sat down to eat, and i surprised my friend with an angry sicilian. the most shocking thing was it was digiorno and not delivery.
- suck beast
a suck beast is one who aggressively seeks oral s*x. goo goo would cruise the town nightly, obsessively searching for other suck beasts who loved constant oral too.
- psalm tree
a tree that is not yet a fully grow palm tree, with a silent “s” in the word. the tree is still growing up. look ciawa, it’s a psalm tree!
the line where your *ss crack and thong meet to form a cross. casey had huge cross-*ss
the science of killing people deadpool is a great *ss*ssin, a master of ktenology.