Angry Squid


a (used) condom found inside of female’s birth c-n-l by a s-xual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.
m1: dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick cindy?

m2: four days ago, why?

m1: because last night i was fingering her at the bleachers and i fished a plump angry squid out of her cavernous p-ssy!

m2: oh.
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when a man gives a woman a facial and gets s-m-n in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. this is done in a similar fashion to the mating of giant squids.
“oh man, she turned into an angry squid, last night, after i blew my load in her face.”

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