Angry Teddybear
when you f-ck a girl in the -ss so hard that she bleeds. after you c-m, you pull out and wipe your bl–dy d-ck on her teddybear. and then punch her when she cries.
“i dont think she is gonna call me back, i gave her the angry teddybear.”
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