angry unicorn
angry unicorn – to wear a strap on d-ld- on your head and angrily thrust it into someones v-g-n- and or -ss.
<3 g-dd-mnit my neck hurts, can we please stop doing the angry unicorn? when you freeze your d-ck and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody it is when your qirl cuts your p-n-s off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your -sshole rouqhly. my qirlfriend told me if i cheat on her she was qunna do the angry unicorn on me.
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