Angsterbate
(ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.
to shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.
“man, last night i angsterbated. it felt soooo good.”
“and she wouldn’t stop angsterbating! talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!”
“yep. i do angsterbate. don’t you?”
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