angus seifried



a f-cking monkey b-tthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very s-xual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their b-tthole they scream and it breaks his finger. he bites his lip as he strokes his p-n-s saying: “i want that little boy for my van.” it would’ve broken faster if he used his d-ck. his d-ck looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won’t crush his f-cking tiny chode. he m-st-rb-t-s to child hentai and cries while he does it. his parents are f-cking r-t-rded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn’t f-cking italian! feed him some jewish boys and he’ll be ok. he loves spaghetti so much; but he always f-cking burns it, he could f-cking burn milk with his cooking skills…

literally thelegend72… the opposite of what you should be.
girl: my mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
boy: what’s his name?
girl: angus seifried.
boy: if he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. -shoots himself-

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