ankle pants


the phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.
mom walks in on son jacking off
son: “i wasn’t masturbating. i swear!”
mom: “oh yeah? why do you have ankle pants?”
son: “sh-t”

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