anoraknophobia


where the person suffering said disease is uncontrollably scared of anoraks and other h20-stopping garments, such as the most commonly feared ‘umbrella’, or ‘brolly’ for short
person 1:”dude! why aren’t you wearing a coat?”

person 2:”i got anoraknophobia, and im sh-t scared of bollies”

person 1:”oh, ok. u wanna get pizza?”

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