anteloping


feeding a woman lines about how scary it is out in the city at night, and she’d be much safer if she stays here with you, the same way that a male damaliscus antelope pretends that a predator is nearby when a female is about to leave his territory.

lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty on average; it can work for you too.
“don’t leave the bar now, baby, it’s rainy and there are lions out there. stay here and have a drink with me till they go.”
now that is some smooth anteloping.
having s-x with a girl v-g-n-lly and when about to -j-c-l-t- the male jumps into the air whilst draggin the females hips and torso upward with the male, and in mid air the male pulsl out of her v-g-n- and forcefully ram his p-n-s into her -n-s
i ended up “anteloping” hannah last night! she was in so much pain afterwards

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