Anti-fruit basket


a basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for valentine’s day.

they are primarily used for protection from axel-like creepers
hey i sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday…
thank you!!! now he won’t eat me!!!!!!!!!

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