anti-Midas touch


as opposed to the midas touch where everything touched turns to gold… the anti midas touches everything that turns to sh-t.

coined by b.a. seale after living with the human farm animal known as boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
mark – hey brian, i heard boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!

brian – it’s all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.

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