anti-poon squad


a group of 3 or more males who, at all times, avoid and/or repel women. some anti-poon squad members can be identified by their nervous shuffles and lack of eye contact. if you see the women in the room quickly leaving by way of making up lame excuses there is an anti-poon squad member among you.
girl: oh hi.
anti-poon squad member: h-llo, are you excited for the new call of duty to come out?
girl: umm…i have to…go put air in my tires.

Read Also:

  • boobalanche

    when a guy/girl un hooks a bra that contains very m-ssive b–bs. when the bra is unhooked the b–bs come flopping down leaving u stare in amazment just like an avalanche….except with b–bs. mike: duuuude!! last night me and my b-tch were goin at it and u no how she has huggeee t-ts? well when […]

  • Quicksnow

    -is a white powdery substance caused by tremendous acc-mulation of fine frozen droplets of moisture in the air. quicksnow forms off of well travelled paths in untouched terrain. when it becomes suddenly agitated by the pressure of a person or animal it will become unstable and collapse. this causes the opposed force to lose all […]

  • an undetermined amount of time

    approximately 12:00 pm to 3:00 pm hey man, you wanna go to an arcade for an undetermined amount of time?

  • TOFT

    an acronym meaning, “take one for the team”; playing the wing-man, which entails hooking up with a nasty chick so that your friend can score with the with the ugly girls hot friend (aka skibber). oh you got with kelly? your so lucky i was willing to toft her fat friend. noun: a girl who […]

  • boomaz

    the highest grade chronic (cannabis) whos got the boomaz ?


Disclaimer: anti-poon squad definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.