anti-salesman
a guy named todd who doesn’t like to sell things to his customers, even though he is a “salesman”
customer
“hey todd, i really like this tool you have here on your display”
todd
“nah, you don’t want to buy that, i heard it sucks”
co-worker
“why are you such an anti-salesman?”
todd
“huh? what does that mean?”
-drool-…
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